(Read about business names at “Commercial Names”)
No doubt, someday someone will name a law firm Notable Attorneys not realizing it could be read as Not Able Attorneys. But then again, who would have thought a startup car rental company could take the obviously absurd name of RentAWreck and succeed? And if Lick A Chick restaurant makes a profit in Nova Scotia, then maybe the silly names below are okay, too. (If you don’t see what’s funny about a particular name, say it aloud, slower or faster, or read it in syllables. Also read the underlined letters as a word.)
NAME |
BUSINESS |
NAME |
BUSINESS |
Senior Moments |
retirement center |
Ill Advisors |
medical consultants |
Creamation |
coffee dairy substitute |
Mash It |
instant potatoes |
Dead Reckoning |
funeral home |
Crazy For You |
psychiatry center |
Air Head |
waterless toilet |
Blow Hard |
electric fan |
We Air |
airlines |
Notable Attorneys |
law firm |
Shamrock Diamonds |
jewelry outlet |
All Over |
tours and excursions |
Pro Fits Only |
clothing store |
Go Away |
travel agency |
Electro Cute |
robotic dolls |
UseLess Gas |
gas station |
Whites Only |
laundry bleach |
Wreckless Drivers |
chauffeuring service |
The Runs |
sports bar |
Cold Comfort |
air conditioners |
Imp Ale |
beer |
Assail |
hemorrhoid cream |
Gun Skill |
shooting range |
Breakfast Coffee Maker |
kitchen appliance |
Dead Ahead |
GPS tracker |
Fowl Foods |
chicken dinner label |
Cast Raters |
talent agency |
Knot Forever |
matrimony services |
Belly Acres |
weight-loss farm |
Mass Acre |
Boston mall |
NewsCrew |
TV news program |
Panache |
cookware brand |
Mole Station |
pesticide |
Peerless |
urinal brand |
PetsCare |
veterinarian services |
End-It |
drug for depression |
Kid Napping Center |
children's preschool |
Lies On The Green |
golf course |
Touching Moments |
child care center |
Ale More |
English pub |
Restitution |
mattress sales center |
Try and Save |
wine tasting store |
Pass Gas |
propane gas cylinders |
Soiled Bloomers |
potted plants outlet |
Robin’s Perm |
Hair Salon |
West Ink |
printing company |
KnowsPics.com |
online movie database |
Waist Away |
fitness center |
Dark Secrets |
tanning salon |
YESLaughter |
comedy club |
Pro Testers |
scholastic testing service |
Feel Free |
escort service |
Tiring Specialists |
automobile tire store |
Beneath You |
floor covering outlet |
The Pen Is Power |
publishing company |
Way More |
low calorie frozen dinners |
Do! Do! |
motivation consultants |
Well Hung |
draperies and curtains |
Handy Caps |
disposable head covering |
Screw-It-Up |
shelving hardware |
Che’s Will |
gourmet restaurant |
Bed Wetter |
automatic garden sprinkler |
Chef's Pit |
gourmet restaurant |
Black's Cab |
Taxi cab Company |
Colored Class |
interior decoraters |
Town Sewers |
quilters club |
Dairy Air |
frothy ice cream treat |
Boring Enterprises |
well drilling company |
New Clear Air |
room freshner |
Berried Alive |
zesty fruit drink |
I Am Lion |
fortune teller |
Poise On the Menu |
fancy restaurant |